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Begonnen von StS, 26 Oktober 2010, 18:47:59

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Jerry Garcia

Und hier ein paar Pics zum neuen Creature-Feature, das im Januar 2012 wohl in den USA auf DVD zu haben sein soll:

http://observationnotes.blogspot.com/2011/08/shark-week-asylum-style-on-road-with.html

GuilianodaFresi

Wie geil is das denn bitte. bekommen die anderen Viecher, also der Crocosaurus,Mega Python etc dann auch noch neue Filme wo sie 2 Köppe haben?  :icon_eek: :icon_mrgreen:

Jerry Garcia

Soll ich den Herren Bates mal anmailen? Vielleicht nehmen sie die Idee ja auf. :icon_mrgreen:

GuilianodaFresi

Los mach mal bitte. Dann nur noch ein Patent von uns drauf und schon machen wir Kohle mit "unserer" Idee.- Haha :icon_mrgreen:

Jerry Garcia



Im Moment vergreifen sie sich ja titeltechnisch an den "3 Musketieren":

http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=192

StS

Zitat von: Jerry Garcia am  2 September 2011, 19:05:32


Im Moment vergreifen sie sich ja titeltechnisch an den "3 Musketieren":

http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=192

Der Trailer ist nun auch online.  ;)

Directed by: Cole McKay
Starring: Heather Hemmens, XIN, Alan Rachins, Keith Allan, Michelle Boyd and David Chokachi

Alexandra D'Artagnan, junior NSA officer, uncovers a plot to assasinate the President of the United States and enlists the help of three infamous international spies to stop the threat.

Trailer:
http://www.theasylum.cc/video/3m_TRAILER_small.mov
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")


Jerry Garcia

Nachdem ja auch Ving Rhames für Asylum tätig ist, gibt es jetzt den ersten Trailer für "Zombie Apocalypse":

http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2011/09/20/Nick-Lyons-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE-trailer

Roughale

Zitat von: Jerry Garcia am 20 September 2011, 17:02:22
Nachdem ja auch Ving Rhames für Asylum tätig ist, gibt es jetzt den ersten Trailer für "Zombie Apocalypse":

http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2011/09/20/Nick-Lyons-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE-trailer

Ziemlich schlecht gemachter Trailer, aber ich meine erkennen zu können, dass das nicht die Unterstufe von Dreck wie das Day of the Dead Remake oder RotLD 4 und 5 werden wird und was es da  noch an Rohrkrepierern gibt...

esta es la mejor mota
When there is no more room for talent OK will make another UFC

StS

Zitat von: Roughale am 20 September 2011, 17:42:39
Zitat von: Jerry Garcia am 20 September 2011, 17:02:22
Nachdem ja auch Ving Rhames für Asylum tätig ist, gibt es jetzt den ersten Trailer für "Zombie Apocalypse":

http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2011/09/20/Nick-Lyons-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE-trailer

Ziemlich schlecht gemachter Trailer, aber ich meine erkennen zu können, dass das nicht die Unterstufe von Dreck wie das Day of the Dead Remake oder RotLD 4 und 5 werden wird und was es da  noch an Rohrkrepierern gibt...

Ach, das "Day of the Dead" Remake (ebenfalls ja mit VR) schon ganz unterhaltsam - bei den anderen beiden erwähnten Sequels geb ich Dir allerdings Recht. Aus Neugier wird der Streifen hier so oder so aber mal geschaut.  ;)
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

StS



11/11/11

Directed by: Keith Allan
Starring: Jon Briddell, Hayden Byerly, Erin Coker

Jack and Melissa are frightened by their son's bizarre and violent behavior; they soon learn that he is the gateway to the Apocalypse, and it will happen on his birthday, 11-11-11.

Trailer:
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=21476
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")





Dracula

Wenn Steven Seagal ins Wasser springt wird er nicht nass, aber das Wasser wird Steven Seagal...

Into each generation, a slayer is born.   

THIS IS WHO WE ARE

Riddick

Wie ich bereits vermutet habe: So wie "Saw" vor ein paar Jahren die "Torture-Porn-Welle" auslöste, so löst der Erfolg der "Paranormal Activity"-Filme jetzt eine Welle von "Geisterhaus-Handkamera-Filmen" aus.
"Schnell rennt das kriminelle Element,wenn es Dieter Krause kennt." - Tom Gerhardt (Hausmeister Krause)

StS

Warum ist der Film hier eigentlich nicht mit im "the Asylum"-Thread "aufgeführt" - schließlich stammt das Werk aus jenem Hause...?
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

Riddick

Zitat von: StS am 16 November 2011, 07:02:23
Warum ist der Film hier eigentlich nicht mit im "the Asylum"-Thread "aufgeführt" - schließlich stammt das Werk aus jenem Hause...?

Achso...das ist natürlich was anderes  ;) Dann ist es ja klar, dass das ein Abklatsch ist.
"Schnell rennt das kriminelle Element,wenn es Dieter Krause kennt." - Tom Gerhardt (Hausmeister Krause)

Jerry Garcia



Das britische Poster für die DVD-Veröffentlichung auf der Insel im Frühjahr 2012 und ein erster Trailer:

http://observationnotes.blogspot.com/2011/12/2-headed-shark-attack-trailer-invades.html

StS

In zeitlicher Nähe zu "Journey 2..." bringen die "Asylum"-Jungs auch mal wieder einen neuen "Kracher" auf den Markt: ;)

NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
      
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and regenerated flesh, are planning for the revival of the Third Reich.

u.a. mit Dominique Swain und Jake Busey.
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

Roughale

Zitat von: StS am  5 Dezember 2011, 14:51:05
In zeitlicher Nähe zu "Journey 2..." bringen die "Asylum"-Jungs auch mal wieder einen neuen "Kracher" auf den Markt: ;)

NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
      
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and regenerated flesh, are planning for the revival of the Third Reich.

u.a. mit Dominique Swain und Jake Busey.

Die Inhaltsbeschreibung klingt irgendwie gut trashig, könnte Spass machen, oder auch nicht ;)

esta es la mejor mota
When there is no more room for talent OK will make another UFC

StS

ZitatMario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers Board The Asylum's "American Battleship"

Of all the upcoming blockbusters for The Asylum to do a mockbuster of, I commend the gutsy call made to ride the coattails of one that has already been the subject of much snickering and eye-rolling. Then again, they're used to snickering and eye-rolling. But by hiring Sonny Spoon and Apollo Creed, their American Battleship already has the cooler cast.

He's nearly been eaten by Jaws, been beheaded by a Highlander, played a werewolf cop, and co-starred in and directed New Jack City. Now Mario Van Peebles enters The Asylum to board an American Battleship to save the planet from alien invaders.

Those aliens have even bigger problems because Apollo Creed himself, Carl Weathers, is also onboard, and you just know after how things ended for him in Predator, he's got a chip on his one remaining shoulder when it comes to fighting aliens.

Synopsis: When a fleet of mysterious ships wage war against the Earth, only the crew of the USS Iowa, the last American battleship, can prevent global armageddon.

Joining Solo and Action Jackson will be actress JoHanna Watts (Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!, In Memorium). Perhaps not-so-coincidentally, the writer-director of this Asylum mockbuster is Thunder Levin, the writer-director of Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!

The Asylum's American Battleship sets sail on DVD/VOD on May 15th, a full 48 hours before Peter Berg's big budget Hasbro board game-inspired Battleship opens fire on big screens worldwide.
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

GuilianodaFresi

Also mal ehrlich, der Trailer zu 2-Headed-Shark schaut dermaßen geil aus :icon_mrgreen: Das Vieh is ja kaum zu sehen. Das kann nur was gutes bedeuten :dodo:

StS

Zitat von: StS am  5 Dezember 2011, 14:51:05
In zeitlicher Nähe zu "Journey 2..." bringen die "Asylum"-Jungs auch mal wieder einen neuen "Kracher" auf den Markt: ;)

NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
      
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and regenerated flesh, are planning for the revival of the Third Reich.

u.a. mit Dominique Swain und Jake Busey.

"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

Jerry Garcia



The Asylum nimmt sich den nächsten vermeintlichen Blockbuster vor. Mr. Lincoln muss diesmal die untoten Konföderierten aus dem Weg räumen.


http://www.moviehole.net/201251183-casting-begins-for-abraham-lincoln-v-zombies

StS



Air Collision

Reginald VelJohnson (Die Hard) plays an aircraft controller in a worst-case scenario. Jordan Ladd (Cabin Fever) is an optimistic stewardess while Dave Vescio stars as Eli, a man hellbent on destroying the passengers' confidence. Eli sees their death at 30,000 feet: "We are all going to die!"

Meanwhile, the President of the United States (Andy Clemence) will have to decide if others can be sacrificed to keep Air Force One flying.

Gerald Webb (Zombie Apocalypse) and Kevin Yarbrough also star.

Air Collision nosedives onto DVD, Blu-ray, and VOD March 27th.


Trailer:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/49751/will-jordan-ladd-and-reginald-veljohnson-survive-air-collision
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

StS



Set for DVD/VOD release on February 14th, Grimm's Snow White stars Eliza Bennett as Snow White and Jane March (The Lover, Color of Night) as the evil Queen.

When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter, Snow, but she escapes into the enchanted forest...

Rachel Goldenberg, director of the 2010 Asylum version of Sherlock Holmes, returns to helm this variation on a classic character scripted by Naomi Selfman, the author of Mega Python vs. Gatoroid and Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus.

Grimm's Snow White Trailer
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

StS

Zitat von: StS am 20 Dezember 2011, 18:08:33
Zitat von: StS am  5 Dezember 2011, 14:51:05
In zeitlicher Nähe zu "Journey 2..." bringen die "Asylum"-Jungs auch mal wieder einen neuen "Kracher" auf den Markt: ;)

NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
      
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and regenerated flesh, are planning for the revival of the Third Reich.

u.a. mit Dominique Swain und Jake Busey.



Trailer:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/53332/trailer-nazis-center-earth-unearthed
"Diane, last night I dreamt I was eating a large,  tasteless gumdrop and awoke to discover I was chewing one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps  I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption...."
(Agent Dale B.Cooper - "Twin Peaks")

blade2603

Zitat von: StS am 17 Dezember 2011, 10:13:26
ZitatMario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers Board The Asylum's "American Battleship"

Of all the upcoming blockbusters for The Asylum to do a mockbuster of, I commend the gutsy call made to ride the coattails of one that has already been the subject of much snickering and eye-rolling. Then again, they're used to snickering and eye-rolling. But by hiring Sonny Spoon and Apollo Creed, their American Battleship already has the cooler cast.

He's nearly been eaten by Jaws, been beheaded by a Highlander, played a werewolf cop, and co-starred in and directed New Jack City. Now Mario Van Peebles enters The Asylum to board an American Battleship to save the planet from alien invaders.

Those aliens have even bigger problems because Apollo Creed himself, Carl Weathers, is also onboard, and you just know after how things ended for him in Predator, he's got a chip on his one remaining shoulder when it comes to fighting aliens.

Synopsis: When a fleet of mysterious ships wage war against the Earth, only the crew of the USS Iowa, the last American battleship, can prevent global armageddon.

Joining Solo and Action Jackson will be actress JoHanna Watts (Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!, In Memorium). Perhaps not-so-coincidentally, the writer-director of this Asylum mockbuster is Thunder Levin, the writer-director of Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!

The Asylum's American Battleship sets sail on DVD/VOD on May 15th, a full 48 hours before Peter Berg's big budget Hasbro board game-inspired Battleship opens fire on big screens worldwide.

Das ist ja der Oberhammer!  :pidu: Den werde ich mir def. geben! Alle anderen natürlich auch. Die laufen ja öfters auf Sci-Fi.
Aber Peebles und Weathers mal wieder ein einem "Blockbuster" zu sehen ist natürlich cool. Und da er ja so dreist für Expendables 2 übergangen wurde :fight:, unterstütze ich ihn natürlich in diesem Werk :dodo: :dodo:
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